The one bit pursed his mouth in a self-satisfied smirk. Subsequently, he said:

“You are missing the point, mate. You are looking for self-affirmation in the wrong place. There’s not much we as bits can do alone. It is only when we are clustered together that our true purpose is revealed. It doesn’t matter if you are one or zero. That alone does not define who you really are. Unity, as it is often the case, is the only road to real enlightenment.”

It was only then that our former zero bit could finally see the frivolousness of his silly quandary.

“Ah, together…”, he whispered while he held his chin up, as if everything became all of the sudden abundantly clear.

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May prosperity, health and good fortune find your way in 2009!

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The zero bit glanced at the passerby while showcasing a perfect frown of disapproval. “You wouldn’t understand, one-y. You represent truth, power and value. How can you comprehend the falseness, vapidity and utter lack of usefulness intrinsic to the likes of my kind?”, said the dispirited zero bit.

The kindhearted one bit replied with the least expected statement of them all:

“Come with me and you’ll be one; we’d simply do some OR time!”.

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I hope you can find it in yourselves this and every year from now on. Be a jolly one! Merry Christmas!

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